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What this site is
This is the web site of Michael Swan and Cygnos, my I.T. consultancy business. Should you wish to know more about me then use the navigation bar above. In spectacularly unimaginative fashion I have organised this site so that you can find out about my work and family, check out my photo gallery and all of the other stuff that I have lumped into the misc. bin.

What this site is not
If you are looking for the Talk of The Tyne (Newcastle United FC fanzine) web site that I used to produce, then I'm afraid that it is no longer here. Its current incarnation can be found on the Rivals network [http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/default.asp].

A teasmaid yesterday I am not a manufacturer of kettles, toasters, teasmaids or other kitchen and household appliances. So, no, I'm sorry, but I can't help any of you GCSE design and technology students with your projects and I don't have a manual for the TE53-D model teasmaid. I'm sure the SWAN company responsible for these fine appliances has a web site somewhere, but I sure as hell can't find it. Actually I think they may have disappeared, so I fear those burning questions about which model will toast your baps on both sides may just go unanswered.

Update: Apparently Littlewoods now own the Swan brand. Enough of that now.


Site last updated: 19 Feb '04